Pat, You Ignorant Slut

This is from the Trib today. Its part of a piece by Pat Sajak. Pat Sajak is a moron.

SOX LAST ROW WORLD SERIES FAN'S JOURNAL

Sox have golden opportunity to overtake Cubs
BY PAT SAJAK. Pat Sajak hosts "The Wheel of Fortune"Published October 18, 2005

Is this the year the White Sox finally step out from behind the Cubs' shadow? Is this the last season the Sox will have to fight for a pennant in front of thousands and thousands of empty seats while the Cubs struggle to reach .500 in a sold-out ballpark?I'll say this: If it doesn't happen now, it never will....

Something else is going on that could work in the White Sox's favor, and that is, after Boston last year and Chicago this year, losing may not be considered as lovable as it once was. If the Sox can prevail in the World Series, that would leave only the Cubs with the stigma of measuring failure in terms of multiple generations. Maybe fans will decide that futility is nothing but . . . well, futile.

It never will.

And real Cubs fans don't believe in curses, futility, or voluntarily cheering the White Sox.